ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
