Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
im on a boat
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