My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you guys were way drunker than both of me
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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