found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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