In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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