Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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