Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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