After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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