I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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