You're my little dorito
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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