Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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