Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm at about main and main street
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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