I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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