i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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