if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i think i have herpe
just one?
you would pick up someone in the library
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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