I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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