i already hear my dad disowning me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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