he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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