You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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