P.S. I can't hear my feet
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
