What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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