i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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