Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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