it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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