Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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