you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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