Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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