who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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