I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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