I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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