come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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