Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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