even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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