2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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