D3 body, D1 cock
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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