Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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