I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
