I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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