Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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