do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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