is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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