no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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