Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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