Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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