Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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