I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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