We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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