i may or may not be watching the land before time
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This is my gift to your gina
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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