so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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