So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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