As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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