I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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