So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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