She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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