i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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