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I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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