That's intense
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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